This Just In – The Elusive Flying Spaghetti Monster Sighted in Times Square

spaghetti_monster_timessq The Famed and Elusive Deity turned Celebrity auspiciously known as The Flying Spaghetti Monster, but prefers to go by the name and title Rev. Marvin K.S. Dickweed DDS was sighted in the just as famous Times Square NY.

Witnesses Report he arrived early in the morning to see “Live with Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan.”

He then caroused the famed Broadway even pausing to take in a performance by the Naked Cowboy.  He then waited in line for about 30 minutes to see a taping of the David Letterman Show as he thought tonight’s guest was to be Justin Beiber performing with the ‘Bass God’ Lil B.  Upon learning they would not be performing.

He hailed a Cab stating he needed to get to JFK and catch a flight to Cardiff  where he is doing a guest spot on the popular British program Dr. Who.

And yes Happy April April 1st 🙂

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